Sandwich Warrior is the project of writers Cory Brin, Jeff Stolarcyk, and Aaron Hagenbuch. We’ve noticed that the Spam email that we receive usually contains hilarious and horribly translated text that is supposed to “fool” Spam filters. Because we are creative people, and sometimes bored, we turned them into haiku. Every haiku that you will see on this site, is 100% genuinely part of a spam email, including the phrase we saw that started it all: Sandwich Warrior! I’m hungry coach!